The reality is that these cases are happening all the time. It’s when they get out of control that you have a problem.

My Nan had a plastic hip put in, but I thought she should have replaced it with a Slinky, ’cause if she fell down the stairs again...

I was talking to my friend from New York yesterday, and I used the expression, 'You can't polish a turd'. He looked at me, disgusted, and said, 'No, you can't, but you can roll it in glitter'. He's a lovely guy but I wouldn't want to go to a craft fair with him

The reality is that these cases are happening all the time. It's when they get out of control that you have a problem.

Under most circumstances that would result in disqualification. If the rules of golf are upheld, I believe he should have been disqualified.

My Nan had a plastic hip put in, but I thought she should have replaced it with a Slinky, 'cause if she fell down the stairs again...

A headline last year, after the death of Saddam Hussein, read: 'Tyrant is hanged'. My auntie looked at the newspaper and sobbed, 'Who's going to present "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"'

The industry has become highly dependent on checking fees - much more so than in the past.

This is a community game, and I feel the teams enjoy competing against each other. Today, we usually have more fun, but there was some good baseball played on both sides.

I am not in talks with Bees. I have several options at the moment but I don't know what I am going to do.